1. |
2 Dumb Sunz
00:56
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I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
too dumb for breakfast
too dumb for lunch
too dumb for dinner
not good for much
too dumb for schooling
too dumb for drooling
too dumb for dirt
too dumb for colluding
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
too dumb to read
too dumb to work
too dumb to walk
or button a shirt
too dumb for hunting
too dumb for talk-talk
too dumb for grunting
too dumb to by my sons
2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz
I got 2 dumb sunz!
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2. |
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I wanna be punished
I been a bad bad boy
I won't stop unless you make me
Please I'm getting bored
I thought that all this golfin'
Would be enough reason
To get my ass outta the oval office
And into your dungeon screaming!
Nancy, Nancy, won't you teach me?
Nancy, won't you please impeach me?
Nancy, Nancy, won't you teach me?
Nancy, won't you please impeach me?
Put me in a gimp suit
Put a ball gag in my mouth
Spank me, spank me
won't you Nancy?
I can't get enough!
Nancy, Nancy, won't you teach me?
Nancy, won't you please impeach me?
I'm your presidential toy
I been a naughty boy
use me use me
use me and abuse me Nancy
I wanna be punished
I been a bad bad boy
I wont stop
Until you make me.
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3. |
I Did It
01:03
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Talked to the Ukranian guy
(I did it!)
Talked to all the Russian guys
(I did it!)
Talked with the Kid Rock guy
(I did it!)
Called up Taiwan guy
(I fuckin' did it!)
Paid pornstars for sex
(I did it!)
Cheated and raped my ex
(Ivana!)
Got a golden shower in bed
(I did it!)
Killed a Saudi Dissident
(I fuckin' did it!)
Threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans
(I did it!)
Tried to ban Puerto Ricans
(I did it!)
Got away with Muslim ban
(I did it!)
Gonna start war with Iran
(I'm fuckin' doin' it!)
I FUCKIN DID IT!
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This song goes out to my best friend in the whole, wide, world
Jeffrey Epstein was my friend
He was my really good friend
Now he's dead
I had to kill him
Jeffrey Epstein was my friend
He was my best good friend
I can't believe he's dead
I'm gonna miss him
Well he was
child torturin'
he ran a prostitution ring
but most of all he was my friend
He flew me on his tiny plane
with definitely no one underage!
he really really really was my friend
Jeffrey
you were
sweet
Not at
all a
creep
Thank you Mr Epstein
for showing me I could dream
I hope you have a castle in heaven
Jeffrey Epstein was my friend
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5. |
My Mar-a-lago
02:13
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Let me tell you 'bout Florida
I got a little place there
You can buy a room,
I'll see you at dinner
Standin' in the buffet line
talk national security
anybody can join right in
if you got an opinion
Just turn up your hearin' aid
Putin, can you hear me?
just met this guy Dave
he's got some great ideas
Just another weekend
my Mar-a-lago
Woah, Mar-a-lago
Wine and dine Japanese President
lunch with the Korean guy
in the afternoon I'll go golfin'
(actually, I'm always golfing)
Here's the guy with the nuclear codes
they call him Rick the man
everybody get in for a picture
Rick hold up your briefcase
We got parties with pedophiles
Big Macs and amphetamines
yea man they really get wild
just everyday billionaire things
Just another weekend
my Mar-a-lago
Woah, Mar-a-lago
Just another weekend
my Mar-a-lago
Woah, Mar-a-lago
Just another weekend
my Mar-a-lago
Woah, Mar-a-lago
Cha cha cha!
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6. |
It's Getting Stormy
02:13
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It's gettin' Stormy
It's gettin' Stormy in here
It's gettin' Stormy
It's gettin' Stormy in here
You are a pornstar
and I wanna have sex with you
I'll pay to do it
I'll pay to have sex with you
It's gettin' Stormy
It's gettin' Stormy in here
You were one of my greatest
and I know you were so impressed
crushed under my manly body
couldn't even catch your breath
It's gettin' Stormy
It's gettin' Stormy in here
It's gettin' Stormy
It's gettin' Stormy in here
You are a pornstar
I had sex with you
I paid to do it
I paid to have sex with you
It's getting Stormy
It's getting Stormy
It's getting Stormy
It's getting Stormy
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7. |
Poor-to-Rico
00:52
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Poor-to-rico
poor poor-to-rico
Poor-to-rico
poor poor-to-rico
Hurricane hurricane hurricane's comin'
here you go here's some paper towels.
Hurricane hurricane hurricane's comin
here you go here's some paper towels.
Quicker
picker upper
Quicker
picker upper
won't you clean
won't you clean
clean all your shit up
won't you clean your dirty island up
won't you clean
won't you clean
clean all your shit up
won't you clean your dirty island up
Clean up your shithole country or you won't become a state!
won't you clean
won't you clean
clean all your shit up
won't you clean your dirty island up
CLEAN IT UP!
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8. |
Vacancies
06:46
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I got so many vacancies
I got a lot of empty seats
I got so many vacancies
I got a lot of empty seats
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